Quotables from Week Ending May 13, 2016

Donna: I may not be in Mansa, but I know how to read, sweetie.
Lance: I think it's Mensa, actually.

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Alison: The plans have changed. Cosima is now carrying your child, Donnie.
Donnie: Oh. OK. So, wait, is she going to be co-parenting this child with Julian and I, or is she just going to be carrying the baby... ?
Alison: Donnie, the baby is fake. It doesn't matter.

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• Added: May 12, 2016

Mick: Pretty boy said I gotta hold this stick for the ship to blow, so I'm holding this stick. Now leave!
Snart:: My old friend. Please forgive me.
Mick: For what?
Snart: [knocks out Mick and takes his place]

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Hodgins: I found fresh duck feces on the tread of the victim's shoe.
Cam: I trust you're telling me this for a reason other than to make me say yuck.

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• Added: May 12, 2016

April: She's gone.
Arizona: Hmm?
April: I'd lose that crazed smile before you start cramping.

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If you kill her, the answers you've been looking for your entire life will die with her.

Red

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Bonnie: If you think this means you’re forgiven…
Damon: I am SO forgiven!

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• Added: May 13, 2016

Always and forever is just an excuse to do whatever the hell you want. Maybe it’s time someone put an end to that.

Marcel

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• Added: May 13, 2016