Quotables from Week Ending November 12, 2015

Gibbs: The only therapy I need is my job.
Taft: Be sure to put that on your tombstone.

• Permalink: Be sure to put that on your tombstone.
• Added: November 11, 2015

Helen, is that what you're wearing? We talked about this. You have to wear something that makes you look sober.

Margaret

• Permalink: Helen, is that what you're wearing? We talked about this. You have to wear something that...
• Added: November 08, 2015

Pride: And lay off the bee puns!
Sonja: Yeah, it's not like this is a sting operation.

• Permalink: Yeah, it's not like this is a sting operation.
• Added: November 11, 2015

A case without Rosie, it's like praying for a purple unicorn and getting it.

Villa

• Permalink: A case without Rosie, it's like praying for a purple unicorn and getting it.
• Added: November 11, 2015

She is an excellent shot. She can hit a pimple on an elephants ass from a hundred yards away.

Grover

• Permalink: She is an excellent shot. She can hit a pimple on an elephants ass from a hundred yards away.
• Added: November 07, 2015

Jay: Why do I look so pale and sweaty?
Mitchell: Well, you're old and Irish.

• Permalink: Well, you're old and Irish.
• Added: November 11, 2015

I just love my daughter, but seriously, not in a creepy way.

Darryl

• Permalink: I just love my daughter, but seriously, not in a creepy way.
• Added: November 09, 2015

Robbie's struggled. If there's a smart way or a stupid way, Robbie does it the stupid way.

George Marino

• Permalink: Robbie's struggled. If there's a smart way or a stupid way, Robbie does it the stupid way.
• Added: November 11, 2015

Phil: Phil's not the only one around here with skills to pay the bills.
Carol: You're gonna pay the bills with your skill-set?
Phil: I'm gonna try!

• Permalink: I'm gonna try!
• Added: November 08, 2015

Michelle: You're not Mennonites, you should be living together.
Burgess: OK no offense, but I don't need relationship advice from a sixteen year old.

• Permalink: OK no offense, but I don't need relationship advice from a sixteen year old.
• Added: November 11, 2015

Cookie: You are wasting your time, but see you can't see that because you're blinded by the ass.
Hakeem: I ain't even touch the girl.
Cookie: She must really got you sprung then. She ain't got it, Kem.

• Permalink: She must really got you sprung then. She ain't got it, Kem.
• Added: November 11, 2015

All right, English people, cover your skin. We're going outside.

Gretchen

• Permalink: All right, English people, cover your skin. We're going outside.
• Added: November 11, 2015

Burnett: All right, let's make a deal.
JJ: Let's not.

• Permalink: JJ's a badass.
• Added: November 12, 2015

He's having a rough time. Amy broke his heart. The DVR cut off the last minute of Dr. Who. That crow followed him home.

Leonard

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• Added: November 12, 2015

Ramona: Damn, woman. What's got into you?
Iris: About six pints of O-negative, from the couple of smart alecks in Room 36.

• Permalink: About six pints of O-negative, from the couple of smart alecks in Room 36.
• Added: November 12, 2015

Do I dare eat a peach? Might as well live dangerously.

Red

• Permalink: Do I dare eat a peach? Might as well live dangerously.
• Added: November 12, 2015

Garland: So I'm supposed to believe that you're my son come back in time.
Nathan: You know better than anyone what the Troubles can do.

• Permalink: You know better than anyone what the Troubles can do.
• Added: November 12, 2015

So that rancid smell *isn't* impropriety?

Joan

• Permalink: So that rancid smell *isn't* impropriety?
• Added: November 13, 2015