In this hilarious clip from the upcoming South Park episode, "1%," Cartman finds comfort in his toys when he's made fun of the other kids for being the 1% of the Presidential Physical Fitness results and not the 99% like the cool kids.
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South Park Season 15 Episode 12 Quotes

Here we were having a perfectly nice conversation about Kenny being poor and Kyle being a Jew you decided to go 9/11 and bust out the fat quip.

Cartman

I'll tell you why you're protesting, because you all think it's wrong to be pissed at a black president...

Cartman