Smart Glasses

Smart Glasses

Which set of glasses will make me look smartest? Peter has a big decision to make in this still from Family Guy.
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A Responsible Man

A Responsible Man

Peter returns from a business trip and appears to have become a responsible man on Family Guy.
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Fight at the Clam

Fight at the Clam

Peter must fight for his booth at the Drunken Clam in this scene from the Family Guy episode "Herpe, the Love Sore."
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Keep It In the Family

Keep It In the Family

Peter goes to great lengths to keep inheritance money in the family on Family Guy.
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Peter and an Old Lady

Peter and an Old Lady

Peter hangs here with a friend of his late mother's. She tries to kiss him!
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Bedroom Issues

Bedroom Issues

Peter has problems in the bedroom on Family Guy. "Peter Problems" is the ninth episode of the show's 12th season.
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The Musical Duo

The Musical Duo

Peter and Quagmire become a successful musical duo on Family Guy. "
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Off to Italy

Off to Italy

The Griffins head to Italy on Family Guy. "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee" is the fifth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Peter in the Nude

Peter in the Nude

Brian has had enough of Peter in the nude on Family Guy. "A Fistful of Meg" is the fourth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Peter's Chip

Peter's Chip

Peter grows a second head out of his neck and calls it Chip on Family Guy. "Vestigial Peter" is the second episode of the show's 12th season.
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Peter Finds Treasure

Peter Finds Treasure

Does Peter really find treasure in Quahog on the season premiere of Family Guy. "Finders Keepers" is the first episode of the show's 12th season.
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The Family Farm Business

The Family Farm Business

Peter does more than farming when he moves the family out to the country on Family Guy. "Breaking Bad" is the 20th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)