Lois the Boxer

Lois the Boxer

Lois steps into the boxing ring and uses her anger towards Peter to quickly become a champion.
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Brian Writes a Bestseller Picture

Brian Writes a Bestseller Picture

Brian writes a best selling novel on the upcoming episode of Family Guy. Here he is on Quahog 5 News.
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Trick or Treating

Trick or Treating

Brian takes Stewie Trick or Treating in the first Family Guy Halloween episode, "Halloween on Spooner Street."
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Welcome Back Carter Picture

Welcome Back Carter Picture

Carter returns on Family Guy and Peter catches him in an affair.
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Rush Limbaugh on Family Guy

Rush Limbaugh on Family Guy

Rush Limbaugh guest voices himself on an episode of Family Guy where he becomes friends with Brian.
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Family Guy Clue Episode

Family Guy Clue Episode

In the Family Guy clue episode, everyone's a suspect when they're all invited to James Woods' house.
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Chris as Luke Skywalker

Chris as Luke Skywalker

Chris stars as Luke Skywalker in the Empire Strikes Back Parody. Carl plays Yoda.
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Cleveland is Back!

Cleveland is Back!

Cleveland finds himself back with the gang for one more adventure when the guys end up Virginia tracking down the original source of a dirty joke.
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Quagmire's Dad Pic

Quagmire's Dad Pic

In the episode, "Quagmire's Dad," Glen's father, Dan, comes to town and announces he's going to get a sex change.
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Brian and Stewie Pic

Brian and Stewie Pic

A picture of Brian and Stewie trapped in the vault during the appropriately titled episode, "Brian and Stewie."
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Stewie's Tea Party

Stewie's Tea Party

Peter tries to sit in on Stewie's "tea party" to try and bond with his son after admitting he doesn't like his kids.
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Poor Stewie

Poor Stewie

Poor Stewie gets knocked unconscious with a gaping gash on his head and all of the Griffins seemed more concerned about themselves than his welfare.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)