Peter Hides Quagmire

Peter Hides Quagmire

Peter hides Quagmire underneath his clothes in order to have sex with Angela and keep his job.
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Meg's New Boyfriend

Meg's New Boyfriend

The family is shocked to meet Meg's new boyfriend, Anthony, who actually seems to be normal.
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Pirate Peter

Pirate Peter

Peter becomes a pirate after he steals a parrot from the vet.
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Brian's Illegitimate Child

Brian's Illegitimate Child

Brian's illegitimate son, Dylan, gets dropped off at the Griffin household for Brian to raise.
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Brian and Lois Ride Bikes

Brian and Lois Ride Bikes

Brian and Lois go for a bike ride during their vacation to Martha's Vineyard.
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Peter and James Woods

Peter and James Woods

James Woods returns to Quahog and steals Peter's identify on Family Guy.
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McStroke Picture

McStroke Picture

Peter, with the help of Brian and a talking cow, attempts to show the evils of a fast food corporation.
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Meg in Love

Meg in Love

After Meg awakes from her coma, she falls for the medical student that was treating her.
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Peter Loves America

Peter Loves America

Peter attempts to prove how much he loves American by stopping immigration.
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Lois Kills Stewie Picture

Lois Kills Stewie Picture

In an epic gun battle, Lois tries to kill Stewie to stop his world domination plot.
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Stewie Kills Lois Picture

Stewie Kills Lois Picture

Stewie sneaks on the cruise ship where Lois and Peter are vacationing to kill his mother.
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Joe Can Walk!

Joe Can Walk!

After getting a leg transplant surgery, Joe is able to walk again on Family Guy!
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off

Stewie