Stewie with a Shotgun

Stewie with a Shotgun

This can't be promising news. Stewie has a shotgun on the episode "The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair."
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Obama on Family Guy

Obama on Family Guy

Hey, it's Barack Obama! The President came to town on an early 2011 Family Guy episode.
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Drink Up, Lois!

Drink Up, Lois!

Lois is seen here with a local anchor. The journalist is voiced by Christine Lakin.
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Drew Carey on Family Guy

Drew Carey on Family Guy

Drew Carey shows up on this episode of Family Guy. As you can see, he plays himself.
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Boreanaz on Family Guy

Boreanaz on Family Guy

Family Guy gave a shout-out to a Fox counterpart on its Christmas episode in 2010. Hello there, David Boreanaz.
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Juiced Up Stewie

Juiced Up Stewie

Stewie is jacked. Look at those biceps.
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Family Guy 420

Family Guy 420

Family Guy gets is smoke on. The episode actually aired on 4/19/09.
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Not All Dogs Go to Heaven Pic

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven Pic

The greatness that is Family Guy. A show like no other.
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FOX-y Lady!

FOX-y Lady!

Somehow they got this wrong. Rush wasn't supposed to go down ...
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O.J. on Family Guy

O.J. on Family Guy

O.J. Simpson on Family Guy. Enough said.
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Family Gay Pic

Family Gay Pic

That's not a typo. The episode is called that.
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3 and a Half

3 and a Half

Ocean's 3.5? We'll buy it.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)