Mort Goldman Pic

Mort Goldman Pic

A picture of Mort Goldman, the nerdy pharmacist on Family Guy.
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Meg Hides Luke

Meg Hides Luke

Meg hides her jailbird of a boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford) in her parents' house.
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Meg and Luke

Meg and Luke

Meg visits her boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford) at prison.
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Scary Meg and Family

Scary Meg and Family

Meg returns to her family looking a little scary after serving time in the big house.
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Hardened Meg

Hardened Meg

Meg comes out of jail a little bit tougher after she goes to the big house to serve time for her crime of love.
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Quagmire and Lois in Bed

Quagmire and Lois in Bed

Quagmire manages to get Lois into his bed when Peter ends up with amnesia and adopts a bachelor lifestyle.
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Carter at Strip Club

Carter at Strip Club

Mr. Pewtershmit finds himself at a strip club getting a lap dance when his idiot son-in-law, Peter, throws him a belated bachelor party.
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Dr. House on Family Guy

Dr. House on Family Guy

Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) guest stars on Family Guy. House attempts to save Carter from his heart attack-induced coma.
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Peter the Business Guy

Peter the Business Guy

Peter runs Pewterschmidt Industries when Carter is in a coma. He fires the board and hires his friends Brian, Quagmire, and Mort.
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Carter Pewterschmidt Picture

Carter Pewterschmidt Picture

A picture of Lois' father, Carter Pewterschmidt. Carter is extremely wealthy and still upset that his daughter married Peter.
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Herbert Picture

Herbert Picture

A picture of Herbert, the creepy pedophile neighbor on Family Guy.
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Lois Receives the Collar

Lois Receives the Collar

Lois is horrified when she receives Brian's collar from the fire department when they discover it on a charred corpse at the liquor store.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley