Scary Meg and Family

Scary Meg and Family

Meg returns to her family looking a little scary after serving time in the big house.
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Hardened Meg

Hardened Meg

Meg comes out of jail a little bit tougher after she goes to the big house to serve time for her crime of love.
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Quagmire and Lois in Bed

Quagmire and Lois in Bed

Quagmire manages to get Lois into his bed when Peter ends up with amnesia and adopts a bachelor lifestyle.
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Carter at Strip Club

Carter at Strip Club

Mr. Pewtershmit finds himself at a strip club getting a lap dance when his idiot son-in-law, Peter, throws him a belated bachelor party.
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Dr. House on Family Guy

Dr. House on Family Guy

Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) guest stars on Family Guy. House attempts to save Carter from his heart attack-induced coma.
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Peter the Business Guy

Peter the Business Guy

Peter runs Pewterschmidt Industries when Carter is in a coma. He fires the board and hires his friends Brian, Quagmire, and Mort.
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Carter Pewterschmidt Picture

Carter Pewterschmidt Picture

A picture of Lois' father, Carter Pewterschmidt. Carter is extremely wealthy and still upset that his daughter married Peter.
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Herbert Picture

Herbert Picture

A picture of Herbert, the creepy pedophile neighbor on Family Guy.
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Lois Receives the Collar

Lois Receives the Collar

Lois is horrified when she receives Brian's collar from the fire department when they discover it on a charred corpse at the liquor store.
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Jerome on Family Guy

Jerome on Family Guy

Kevin Michael Richardson guest stars on Family Guy as Jerome, the fourth potential member for Peter's group.
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Glen Quagmire and Baby

Glen Quagmire and Baby

Glen Quagmire is forced to raise a baby girl, which he names Ana Lee, when she's dropped off on his step by an unknown mother.
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Stewie and Miley Cyrus

Stewie and Miley Cyrus

Stewie is Miley Cyrus' biggest fan and breaks back stage and claims to have cancer in order to spend time with the Disney creation.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)