Stewie Meets Jillian

Stewie Meets Jillian

Stewie meets Brian's hot, but dumb girlfriend, Jillian and can't stop ragging on him.
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Brian and Stewie in the Army

Brian and Stewie in the Army

Stewie signs Brian up for the army and the two of them find themselves shipped off to Iraq.
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Peter's Tank

Peter's Tank

Peter ends up using Meg's money to buy himself a super practical tank.
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Mother Tucker Picture

Mother Tucker Picture

When Peter's mother gets divorced and starts dating Tom Tucker, Peter begins to look to him as a father figure.
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Stewie Loves Lois Picture

Stewie Loves Lois Picture

When Lois rescues Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, Stewie becomes obsessed with his mother.
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Chris and his Crush

Chris and his Crush

Chris ends up crushing on a girl in school with down syndrome during this Valentine's Day episode.
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Mort Goldman Pic

Mort Goldman Pic

A picture of Mort Goldman, the nerdy pharmacist on Family Guy.
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Meg Hides Luke

Meg Hides Luke

Meg hides her jailbird of a boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford) in her parents' house.
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Meg and Luke

Meg and Luke

Meg visits her boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford) at prison.
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Scary Meg and Family

Scary Meg and Family

Meg returns to her family looking a little scary after serving time in the big house.
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Hardened Meg

Hardened Meg

Meg comes out of jail a little bit tougher after she goes to the big house to serve time for her crime of love.
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Quagmire and Lois in Bed

Quagmire and Lois in Bed

Quagmire manages to get Lois into his bed when Peter ends up with amnesia and adopts a bachelor lifestyle.
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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)