Peter's Sky Diving

Peter's Sky Diving

Peter becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush he gets from sky diving on Family Guy. "Turban Cowboy" is the 15th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Lois' New Look

Lois' New Look

Lois has a new look to go with her new job on Family Guy. "Call Girl" is the 14th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Peter's Day In Bed

Peter's Day In Bed

Peter and Lois spend the entire day in bed on Valentine's day on Family Guy. "Valentine's Day in Quahog" is the 13th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Obsessed with Anne Murray

Obsessed with Anne Murray

Brian and Stewie become obsessed with Anne Murray on Family Guy. "Criss Cross" is the 12th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Peter's New Lover?

Peter's New Lover?

Peter and Quagmire pretend to be lovers in order to invalidate Quagmire's quicky marriage on Family Guy. "The Giggity Wife" is the 11th episode of the show's 11 season.
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Brian's Big Night

Brian's Big Night

Brian has a big night when the play he wrote is a hit on Family Guy. "Brian's Play" is the tenth episode of the show's 11th season.
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The Griffins in Space

The Griffins in Space

Chris and the family head to outer space on Family Guy. "Space Cadet" is the ninth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Peter's Christmas Story

Peter's Christmas Story

Peter puts his own spin on the Christmas Nativity story on Family Guy. "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" is the eighth episode of the show' 11th season.
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Meg Likes Kent

Meg Likes Kent

Meg finally finds the nerve to ask out Kent on Family Guy. "Friends Without Benefits" is the seventh episode of the show's 11th season.
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Lois' Birthday

Lois' Birthday

Lois has a mid-life crisis triggered by her latest birthday on Family Guy. "Lois Comes Out of Her Shell" is the sixth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Tracking Down Joe's Shooter

Tracking Down Joe's Shooter

Peter and Quagmire help Joe track down his shooter on Family Guy. "Joe's Revenge" is the fifth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Brian Travels Back in Time

Brian Travels Back in Time

Brian travels back in time to save Stewie on the 200th episode of Family Guy. "Yug Ylimaf; 200 Episodes Later" is the fourth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)