The Couple's Retreat - Family Guy

The Couple's Retreat - Family Guy

Peter is surprised to find out that the vacation Lois booked in the Bahamas is actually a couples retreat on the season finale of Family Guy.
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Bonding with Brian - Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16

Bonding with Brian - Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16

Peter sits here with Brian in a scene from Family Guy. He looks pretty upset, doesn't he?
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250th Episode - Family Guy

250th Episode - Family Guy

Peter plans to fight Liam Neeson (guest voicing himself) on "Fighting Irish" the 250th episode of Family Guy.
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The Roast - Family Guy

The Roast - Family Guy

Peter's friends get together to roast him on Family Guy. "Roasted Guy" is the 16th episode of the show's 13th season.
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Obedience School - Family Guy

Obedience School - Family Guy

Peter realizes that he liked Brian better before he sent him to obedience school on Family Guy. "Once Bitten" is the 15th episode of the show's 13th episode.
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Road Trip - Family Guy

Road Trip - Family Guy

Joe decides to take Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland on a road trip to Niagara Falls on Family Guy. "JOLO"
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The Airport Job - Family Guy

The Airport Job - Family Guy

Meg turns out to be the hottest and most popular employee when she takes a job at the airport on Family Guy, "Dr. C and the Women"
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Desperate Measures - Family Guy

Desperate Measures - Family Guy

When Stewie believes that Brian has lost interest in him, he takes desperate measures to save their relationship on Family Guy.
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The Detective Agency - Family Guy

The Detective Agency - Family Guy

Peter and his friends decide to form a detective agency on Family Guy. "Encyclopedia Griffin" is the 11th episode of the show's 13th season.
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Mom Arrives - Family Guy

Mom Arrives - Family Guy

Glenn's mom arrives to help him with his legal troubles on Family Guy. "Quagmire's Mom" is the tenth episode of the show's 13th season.
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Meg the Model - Family Guy

Meg the Model - Family Guy

Meg is thrilled when she is asked to model during a photo shoot in "This Little Piggy" on Family Guy.
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The SATs - Family Guy

The SATs - Family Guy

Stewie wonders if Brian is really all that smart when he doesn't do well on the SATs on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)