Peter, Quagmire and Mort

Peter, Quagmire and Mort

Can you give a fella a hand? Mort goes to Peter and Quagmire here for financial assistance.
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Ricky Gervais as a Dolphin

Ricky Gervais as a Dolphin

You can't exactly tell by this photo. But Ricky Gervais is behind the voice of this dolphin.
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Peter and Tom

Peter and Tom

Peter goes to work as Tom Tucker's agent on the 2/12/12 episode of Family Guy. Why? He wants to be an actor.
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Family Guy Doctor's Visit

Family Guy Doctor's Visit

Can you help, doctor? Lois and Peter take Stewie's best friend to the hospital in this scene from Family Guy.
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Marlee Matlin on Family Guy

Marlee Matlin on Family Guy

Welcome to Family Guy, Marlee Matlin. The Oscar winner is seen here as Peter's co-worker, Stella.
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A Freaky Date

A Freaky Date

Best of luck here, Meg. With this character now 18 years old, Quagmire is ready to make his move.
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Forced Retirement

Forced Retirement

It has come to this for Lois' father. The Griffins places the old guy in a home on the 12/11/11 episode of Family Guy.
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The Guys in Jail

The Guys in Jail

Can Peter and company survive time in a southern jail? That's the basis for Family Guy's 12/4/11 episode.
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Peter vs. the Amish

Peter vs. the Amish

It's off to Amish country for Peter and Lois on this episode. The Griffins don't exactly fit in to this world.
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A Family Guy Thanksgiving

A Family Guy Thanksgiving

This looks like a regular, nice Thanksgiving meal. But it takes place on Family Guy, so it's clearly neither of these things.
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Back to the Premiere

Back to the Premiere

Brian and Stewie spy on themselves in this photo. The characters have gone back in time.
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Crash!

Crash!

This might get Stewie in trouble. The little guy steals Brian's car on the 11/6/11 episode of Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)