Brian Travels Back in Time

Brian Travels Back in Time

Brian travels back in time to save Stewie on the 200th episode of Family Guy. "Yug Ylimaf; 200 Episodes Later" is the fourth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Stewie & Brian Are Spies

Stewie & Brian Are Spies

Stewie and Brian spy on Carter in the hopes of revealing his deep, dark secret on Family Guy. "The Old Man and the Big 'C'" is the third episode of the show's 11th season.
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Peter Rules the Air

Peter Rules the Air

Peter tries to take over the airwaves when his family's TV viewing habits are monitored on Family Guy. "Ratings Guy" is the second episode of the show's 11th season.
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The Griffins Climb Everest

The Griffins Climb Everest

The Griffins attempt to climb Mt. Everest but a storm complicates their goal on the season premiere of Family Guy. "Into Fat Air" is the first episode of the show's 11th season.
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Family Guy Emmy Campaign Flyer

Family Guy Emmy Campaign Flyer

Family Guy has sent around this flyer to Emmy voters. Did the sitcom go too far with it?
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Peter vs. Chicken

Peter vs. Chicken

Oh, yes, it's Peter for an angry chicken once again on the season finale of Family Guy.
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Family Guy Goes British

Family Guy Goes British

The Family Guy goes British in this season 10 episode of the sitcom.
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Tea Party Members

Tea Party Members

Down with government! Peter joins the Tea Party on this episode of Family Guy.
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Meg Is Kidnapped

Meg Is Kidnapped

Meg is kidnapped while in Paris on Family Guy. "Leggo My Meg-O" is the 20th episode of the show's tenth season.
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Stewie Has a Girlfriend!

Stewie Has a Girlfriend!

Stewie falls for a girl who reminds him of himself on this Family Guy episode. She is voiced by Cate Blanchett.
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Peter the Star

Peter the Star

Would you watch a kids program that stars Peter? We would, too.
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A Very Wrong Turn

A Very Wrong Turn

Ahhhh! Peter and company takes a wrong turn on the Family Guy episode "Forget-Me-Not."
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)