Darlene: Do you have any idea how incredibly awkward this is going to be for me? Dan: Nope. I married my high school sweetheart and made that last for 46 years. Just saying.
The wedding is tomorrow, and the bridesmaids' dresses aren't even here yet. The florist says that they're out of baby's breath, and he's going to replace it with eucalyptus, which is going to make the entire church smell like cough medicine. And after our ceremony, there's a funeral. So there is going to be a casket off to the side reminding us that as we start our new lives together, someone's going the other way.
