The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 4 Episode 4: "The Wedding of Dan and Louise" Quotes
The wedding is tomorrow, and the bridesmaids' dresses aren't even here yet. The florist says that they're out of baby's breath, and he's going to replace it with eucalyptus, which is going to make the entire church smell like cough medicine. And after our ceremony, there's a funeral. So there is going to be a casket off to the side reminding us that as we start our new lives together, someone's going the other way.
Darlene: Do you have any idea how incredibly awkward this is going to be for me?
Dan: Nope. I married my high school sweetheart and made that last for 46 years. Just saying.
Dr. Hardy: How are the panic attacks coming?
Darlene: Well, I'm sitting in this van with my ex and the guy I was going to go to Hawaii with, and a psychic told me that the only way I'm ever going to figure out my life is if I go on a spiritual journey.
Dr. Hardy: Sounds like driving into a tornado is the best thing that can happen to you right now. Good luck.
When you said you were okay just living together, I realized I wasn't. I want to be your husband. Cause once we're married, that's at least one legal speed bump before you can ditch me.
To my hubby! Oh man, I never thought I would say that, but now I don't think I will ever stop.
Darlene: Thanks for caring.
Ben: It's hard to stop even when you want to.
