Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXChris Griffin Quotes
Stewie: We're in the robot chicken universe
Peter: Will you guys move, you're blocking the tv
Chris: Look! GI Joe, Transformers, Thunder Cats, He-Man. Yay! Those shows existed!
Stewie: how does it feel to be on a major network for 30 seconds
Chris: $!%@ you!
Meg: Chris, you're hogging up all the fans.
Chris: Well, you're hogging up all the... ugly!
Brian: Things can never go back to the way they were! Not after the way I was treated! Not after the things I've seen!
Chris: What did you see? Was it breasts?
Peter: Sometimes we all need a second chance. Sometimes we all need to forgive!
Chris: I stole ten dollars from Meg's room.
Meg: I stole ten dollars from mom's purse.
Lois: I've been making counterfeit ten dollar bills for years
Stewie: You, you seem to know all the players in this poorly acted farce. What do they call that one?
Chris: That's Meg dude. You know that.
Stewie: Meg! You vile, smelly girl. You're not to touch any of my things. Do you understand me? Dirty, dirty girl
Chris: I think I saw of her nipples.
Lois: Chris that's a terrible word. Nipple. I'll chalk that up to the heat mister
Peter: Huh, I didn't know anyone in this family had any talent. Well, except for that thing your mother does.
Chris: You mean play the piano?
Peter: No no, she... yeah
Meg: Mom, what do you do when you like a boy, but he doesn't even notice you?
Chris: Meg loves Kevin!
Meg: Shut up, you big sack of dog vomit!
It's cool dad. They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win four quarters. I win every time!
