Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Claire Dunphy Quotes
A minute you're just friends watching Falcon Crest and the next, you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket
Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son.
Claire: Phil, let it go, I'm faster than you
Phil: If only there was some way we could settle this once and for all, but how?
Claire: You seriously want to race me? I ran a half-marathon last year
Phil: Okay, I'm half scared
Claire: Okay, we do need to do this. I'll go change
Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?
Phil: Hey momma bear, you okay?
Claire: Not with momma bear I'm not.
Phil: I'm really sorry for not underestimating Luke enough.
Claire: Well that means a lot to me.
Honey, trust me, I'm sparing you an entire day of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.
Every time he opens his mouth I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.
I want them to share clothes, do each others hair and gossip about boys. Like i did with Mitchell.
Claire: Who's our dumbest kid?
Phil: Luke.
Turns out I've had my super-Dunphy all along.
Claire: I'll be upstairs, Clive, don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.
