Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Claire Dunphy Quotes
Claire: Alex what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.
Phil [about Luke]: I'm telling you that kid is a genius, there's a rainmaker
Claire: Why is your iPod in your mouth?
Luke: I'm charging it
Claire: Alex. Alex!
If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, he would be afraid of our next-door neighbor.
Phil: How did Scout get your bra?
Claire: Well, we were out on a date, and he has a really nice car, so — how do you think? He got it from the laundry basket.
Claire: We need a game plan, we need to map out exactly what we are going to say, because that is the only way I will be able to hold it together while our babies look at us with judgment and disgust.
Phil: That's how they always look at us.
Claire: I'll be upstairs, Clive, don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.
Your rebel boyfriend is a Dapper Dan!
I live with 4 teenagers, you live with 2 adults.
Claire [after eating Haley's cupcakes]: Do we still have the number for poison control?
Phil: I love you, Claire, I'll always love you!
Luke: My mouth is asleep like at the dentist.
I want them to share clothes, do each others hair and gossip about boys. Like i did with Mitchell.
Claire: Wow pretty cozy with the new housekeeper huh?
Gloria: She's my sister.
Claire: Wow pretty weird with your sister!
Vegas you have a gambling problem and her name is Claire.
