Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Lana Kane Quotes
Lana: Oh, so suddenly you don't have a death wish!
Archer: Lana, I've never had a deathwish, it's just that I don't believe that I personally even can die.
Malory: I need some more ice. Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor.
Lana: You're not emasculating Krieger!
Lana: Did you see me holding that baby?
Gillette: Look liked Tyson holding that dove.
Archer: This must be what it's like to have sex with me.
Lana: How could an airboat be selfish?
Lana: A non-circumcised Jewish guy, that's not weird to you?
Archer: No. Why would... I mean, I'm not Jewish, and I am circumcised so it can happen the other-
Lana: It doesn't work like that.
Archer: Lana come on. I think we both know it works fine.
Lana: Aw, come on! Not your dick, dumb ass!
Lana: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Cyril: I find your mannish hands disturbing.
Pam: I find them kind of sexy.
Lana: You're looking for Predator aren't you? A, he's invisible.
Archer: Not totally, he has a tall tell shimmer.
Lana: Is that a friggin' candy bar?
Archer: Yeah, but do you think you need the calories?
Caterer: Gravlax?
Lana: Thanks, no. I'm allergic to cat piss.
With your looks, maybe bitchy isn't the way to go.
Lana: Please tell me that's a smoke grenade.
Archer: Okay. it's not though.
Lana: If anything goes wrong, I'm holding YOU responsible.
Archer: Yeah, that'll teach me.
