Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Lana Kane Quotes
Lana: You're looking for Predator aren't you? A, he's invisible.
Archer: Not totally, he has a tall tell shimmer.
On your knees, hands behind your head, and toss out that weapon! But not in that order.
Lana: What are your three biggest fears?
Archer: Getting stuck on a boat with you three times.
Lana: Don't take this the wrong way, but i'm trying to figure out how you're going to be an effective field agent.
Ray: Interesting coming from a woman.
Cheryl: Think about someone else for once in your life.
Lana: And that's her saying that.
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and murders a bunch of its fellow ducks...
Lana: Right about here is the part where I hold you responsible.
Archer: Oh my God, the burden.
Malory: Have the porter bring me a cobb salad.
Lana: Before or after we capture the dangerous terrorist?
Malory: Before.
Cyril: I only have two eyes and they were looking for hunters.
Lana: Why, is it pumpkin season?
Cyril: Is that a thing?
Lana: I think Conway is totally up to something.
Archer: Duh! You think I'm an idiot? I know he wants to marry mother and have her cut me out of the will. Which is why I'm going to kill him.
Somehow we're in a crazy universe where bonuses are based on merit and not whether you crawled out of your mother.
Krieger: I needed help disseminating him.
Cheryl: Eww!
Pam: Not what it means.
Lana: Still pretty gross though.
