Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Lana Kane Quotes
Archer: I thought you were gonna shoot me.
Lana: The day's not over.
Lana: I could start smoking crak today and he'd still turn out better than you.
Archer: Why is that, because I never had a father, Lana? So why don't you shut up and then also marry me?!
Archer: It's the A-Team meets Scarface. That makes me...uh...
Lana: Hannibal Montana?
Silence - yes! Aspire to that while I think of a plan.
Malory: Well, she won't go to rehab and you won't let her die with dignity...
Lana: From an overdose of cocaine cake?!
Malory: If we miss that taping, I won't be responsible for my actions.
Lana: Are you ever?
Malory: Are you bothering them?
Lana: I am. And also, Happy Opposite Day
Malory: Ray, find Cherlene. No matter what happens, we can't leave without her.
Lana: She said, suddenly oddly maternal.
Archer: Please don't slash the painting, it's...priceless!
Lana: But worthless if you damage it. But even though it's very delicate, it can withstand a surprising amount of shit.
Cyril's just the Vader to your Palpatine.
We all enjoyed this break from him, but Cyril, if you tell him I said this I'll break your freakin' arms, but it's, ugh, Archer Time.
Conway Stern: Well, you're looking good, girl. A lot curvier than I remember.
Lana: Well, I had a baby
Conway Stern: Sorry. Never mind
Lana: Never mind what?
Conway Stern: Like name it?
