The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSSheldon Cooper Quotes
Where am I going to find Uranium-235 this time of night? ... C'mon, Craig's List!
Penny: Not knowing's part of the fun.
Sheldon: Was that the motto of your community college?
Leonard: So don't watch TV. Read a book.
Sheldon: And be a social pariah? Now you know that's not my style.
On Thursdays everybody comes over here and has pizza, or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.
We could also stop using the letter M. But I think that idea is isguided and oronic.
Indians making Tex-Mex. Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.
Sheldon: Oh what fun. Like hippies at a love-in.
Leonard: Just sit here.
Sheldon: Right on man, right on.
How wonderful, dinner with some assembly required.
This evening I am the Dark Knight roaming these mean streets alone; a windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.
At one point Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.
Penny: Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition that I thought was for a cat food commercial. Turned out to be porn.
Sheldon: Did you get the part?
Penny: Ooh I thought I smelled pizza.
Sheldon: That's remarkable. If pepperoni were an explosive substance, you could replace German Shepherds at our nation's airports.
