Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXStewie Griffin Quotes
Yeah, yeah, Oh they're doing a spin-off. He still plays Joey, but...um...it's not doing that well.
Brian: So what was it like on the other side?
Stewie: It was alright. I met Jesus.
Brian: Oh, what's he like?
Stewie: Believe it or not, he's Chinese.
Brian: Oh, really.
Stewie: Yeah, and his last name is Hong, Jesus Hong. He said he doesn't know where everyone got Christ.
Lois: Stewie! Head for Meg's butt!
Stewie: Have you lost your mind?!
Stewie: (to Jasper) Hey, "Mcbutt the Crime Dog", I heard you and your little chew toy getting it on last night. Keep it down.
Jasper: Sorry, little guy, we were playing Clue and he got me in the bedroom with a lead pipe.
Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So this is awkward but I mean if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
Bertram: What took you so long?
Stewie: What took you so ugly!?
Okay, whip them out woman! It's time for the afternoon meal!
You call those cheap implants boobs?! Those aren't boobs! They're lies!
Stewie: How 'bout we let bygones be bygones,hmm?
Brian: You shot me in both my knees, then lit me on fire, Piss off.
You know Brian, when you're wearing that suit, it looks like you're taking a white poop!
Yeah, I don't need to go to the hospital or anything, I'll just use this Mr. Potatohead ear.
Brian: Hey, what's the point in waiting? You gotta live life while you can, and live it hard.
Stewie: Ah, the Chris Farley method, that's good.
