Lisa: Dad, why are you singing?
Homer's Brain: Tell a lie, tell a lie.
Homer: Uh, because I have a small role in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.
Homer's Brain: (sarcastically) Bravo. (slow clapping)


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 9: "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

Labor Inspector: This plant violates every labor law in the book. We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core!
Mr. Burns: That plane crashed on my property!

Oh Marge, you came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from worky.

Homer