Homer, you cannot miss Lisa's big day. And you have to come sobe...
Marge: Homer, you cannot miss Lisa's big day. And you have to come sober!
Homer: American sober or Irish sober?
Marge: Point zero eight sober.
Homer: Point one five.
Marge: Point zero nine.
Homer: Point one oh, with a stomach full of bread. My final offer.
Marge: (Groans) Deal.
- Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson
- The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 4: "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
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