If God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible. The first one sold pretty well.

If God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible. The first one sold pretty well.

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The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 13: "Diggs"
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The Simpsons
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If God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible. The first one sold pretty well.

Homer

Homer: Pressure is how you make your beloved diamonds, Marge.
Marge: I don't have any diamonds.
Homer: Quit pressuring me!

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