I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.

Ron

Rating: 4.6 / 5.0 (18 Votes)
Character:
Ron Swanson
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 5: "Media Blitz"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.

Ron

Tom: Joan, let's make a pact, OK? If we're both still single in an hour, let's get married.
Joan: Tom, I'm already married.
Tom: Oh, that's right. To Seal. Oh, I confused you with Heidi Klum again.