Marge, it takes two to lie...one to lie and one to listen.

Marge, it takes two to lie...one to lie and one to listen.

Homer

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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20: "Colonel Homer"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 Quotes

Hillbilly 1: I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.
Hillbilly 2: You bitter?
Hillbilly 1: Yeah, bit HIM too!

Redneck 1: Hey you, let's fight.
Redneck 2: Them's fightin' words!

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