Homer: (writing on his hand) Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on.
Lenny: (writing on his hand) Max, what I did was because of alcohol and anger...
Guy with huge hand: (writing on his hand) I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incidence occurred in 1956 when...
Mindy: Hi Homer!
Homer: Mindy! Uh...Ahem...
Homer's Brain: Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert...
Homer: Mu...Murphy... You, you are an elf... uncontrollably... I think!


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Lenny Leonard
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 9: "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Show:
The Simpsons
Related Quotes:
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

Labor Inspector: This plant violates every labor law in the book. We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core!
Mr. Burns: That plane crashed on my property!

Oh Marge, you came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from worky.

Homer