Mom, there's no water in the toilet. First of all Chris, it's ...

Chris: Mom, there's no water in the toilet.
Lois: First of all Chris, it's called a loo. Second, there's no water in it because everyone here just uses Elizabeth Hurley.
Chris: Alright, well, where is she, 'cause I need her now!


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Lois Griffin, Chris Griffin
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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 20: "Patriot Games"
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Family Guy
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