Chris: Mom, there's no water in the toilet.
Lois: First of all Chris, it's called a loo. Second, there's no water in it because everyone here just uses Elizabeth Hurley.
Chris: Alright, well, where is she, 'cause I need her now!


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Lois Griffin, Chris Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 4 Episode 20: "Patriot Games"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 20 Quotes

I want to thank God. I want to thank the Lord God because It is really not up to me, it is up to him and I want to thank the devil too because you know that is why God is there. He is minding the fence to make sure that guy never comes back. You know if it weren't for the devil God had probably gone insane blowing he's brains out from boredom. Everybody likes to feel useful. Make a da world go around. Back to you Tom.

Peter

Uh-oh. Either my esophagus just got shorter, or I'm about to throw up.

Peter