The CW Quotes
Veronica: Well, I do believe Coach Andrews is the best motivator a gridiron gang can ask for. As your defacto team owner, what can I do to incentivize you? How about ten grand for whichever Bulldog scores first this season?
Team: Yeah! [Cheering and excitement]
Veronica: Katy Keene! How are you, girl?
Katy: Oh my god, girl! I am reeling! So, I’m having lunch with Francois in the Lacey’s café and who strolls in with the heiress to the Spiffany’s fortune… Chad! Your Chad! V, what the hell is going on with you two?!
Veronica: Well, clearly, he’s trying to make me jealous.
Katy: Totally, which means I’m about to pour hot coffee into his lap.
Veronica: And I, Katy Keene, will be fighting fire with fire.
Ms. Marble: As an outsider, it seems to me that fate has put an obstacle before you, Ms. Blossom. This Toni’s personal happiness. You must either rise above it or…
Cheryl: Throw a little chaos at it.
Archie: So, what do you want to have done to your apartment?
Veronica: One word: demolition. I want it all torn out, right to the studs.
Archie: That’s a big job, but yeah, I think my buddy Eric would be up to help out. What’s your timeline?
Veronica: I want it done yesterday.
A lot can happen in seven years. But in Riverdale, the more things change, the more they stay exactly the same.
Jughead
Betty: Twenty-one girls. They can’t all be runways.
Toni: Well, what do you think? Human-trafficking?
Betty: Or a serial killer.
Archie: So, I’m looking for a few good men.
Kevin: Story of my life!
Toni: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Ms. Winchester herself! You’ve come for another surprise visit, Cheryl?
Cheryl: Thank you for taking care of the River Vixens whilst I was self-isolating, but as Elton John likes to say, “The bitch is back in town!” and this squad is my birthright.
Jughead: Oh geez, I know where this is going…
Archie: The best counterattack is not to fight fire with fire, but to fight fire with a fire department!
It’s Doris Bell. You told me to keep you apprised of going’s on at the school. Well, there’s something I think you should know.
Ms. Bell
Veronica: As fun as the last few days have been, I still think we need a break.
Chad: Because of Archie?
Veronica: No, Chad, because of me.
Reggie, a high school offers hope and people are sentimental about Riverdale High, for reasons that allude me. And as long as it remains open, there’s a chance the town will grow back around it. Like a weed. And that is bad for our business.
Hiram
