The CW Quotes
Fangs: You know after all these years, it’s still kind of adorable to witness your back-to-school jitters.
Kevin: Well, I’d be there already if I wasn’t waiting on our house diva. Can you tell Queen T my truck is leaving without her?
[The door opens]
Toni: This outfit is a masterpiece that can’t be rushed, as we all know. And we’re taking my motorcycle.
Toni: Okay, I’ll help. I’ll give you some advice: watch your back, Jones. You’ve made a lot of enemies in this town.
Betty: You know, it used to be Kevin and I would sneak a peek through that window hoping you were shirtless. And now you’re spying on…
Archie: Ghoulies.
Jughead: I saw you're looking for a new waiter. I’m definitely interested.
Tabitha: Thanks, but this definitely isn’t the right job for you.
Jughead: You don’t even know me.
Tabitha: Also, you can’t just sit here all day using my internet. You have to actually order food, not just coffee, and then you have to pay for said food. My grandfather did things his way and I do them mine. And the first rule of MY diner is no running tabs.
Archie: Betty, what just happened?
Betty: [Laughs] I don’t know. Something we’ve been wanting to do since high school but never got around to do.
Archie: Sounds about right.
Betty: I’m more than ready to get back to work.
Dr. Sterling: You are working, I thought?
Betty: I’ve been assigned to cold cases, which means I’m filing all day.
Dr. Sterling: Betty, you’ve suffered severe trauma. You were and still are a trainee.
Betty: I caught serial killers in high school, Dr. Sterling.
Dr. Sterling: Not like The Trash Bag Killer.
Betty: You’d be surprised.
Veronica: It’s 2021, Chad. Haven’t you heard? Women can have it all now.
Chad: I don’t want you to be unduly stressed.
Veronica: I’m not stressed. Actually, I miss being on the trading floor with you. I miss all that adrenaline, the highs of a filthy huge sale, talking smack with the guys. They called me, “The She-Wolf of Wall Street.”
I’m small town to big city. My killer instinct always gets me what I want.
Hermione
Toni: The town’s entire funding has been completely stripped by…
Archie: Hiram Lodge.
Toni: Bingo! And not only is the fire department gone, but the sheriff’s office is down to one man: Kevin’s Dad.
Archie: I don’t understand. What are people doing?!
Toni: Fending for themselves. The town’s lawless now, Archie.
So, please, stay young for as long as you can. Stay innocent for as long as you can, even if it’s for one more moment.
Betty
Cheryl: You know I love you with every ounce of my soul, but I don’t want you to have to choose between your family and me. And perhaps if I’m successful, you won’t have to and we can be together with their full blessing? But, in the meantime…
Toni: Don’t say it. I don’t want to hear you say it.
Cheryl: Then you never shall.
Jughead: It’s getting pretty full in there.
[Jughead pulls off his beanie and throws it into the time capsule]
Cheryl: Finally.
