The CW Quotes
That must be Archie. He’s driving me to school. I’d say he’s a true gentleman, but the truth is, Archie is a total animal. Tootles!
Cheryl
Fangs: She’s gonna suffocate him.
Toni: But what a way to go.
Betty: Dear Diary, the makeout party was, unsurprisingly, a disaster! I want Kevin to want me. I want to feel desired. I want to feel sexy. I want…
[She stares at Archie from her window
Betty: I’m not sure how much more I can take before I explode, Diary. Something has to change and soon.
Toni: How did it go with Bazooka Jones?
Veronica: Well, if you really must know, Jughead and I spent the entire night together.
[Toni stares in disbelief]
Veronica: Talking!
Toni: Holy hell! Are you making a play for that crown-wearing clown?
Veronica: Let’s just say, I’m not ruling it out.
Betty: Mom, can I ask your advice about something?
Alice: Of course, Honey. What is it?
Betty: I think I’m having weird feelings about Archie.
Alice: Oh? What sorta feelings?
Betty: Like stirrings. When we were dancing, I felt a flutter in my stomach.
Jughead: Ethel? Ethel?!
[Jughead holds Ethel and they fall to the ground]
Jughead: Is this blood?
Ethel: Something terrible happened.
Listen, if you hurt my boy, you and I are gonna have some serious trouble, Ms. Femme Fatale.
Mary
Jughead: Ethel, there is no way Mr. Fieldstone doesn’t hire you after seeing these.
Ethel: You really think so?
Jughead: Yeah!
Ethel: Even though I’m a girl?
Jughead: If he doesn’t, I’ll eat my own crown.
Cheryl: How dare you besmirch his memory like that?
Veronica: Don’t you be so provincial?
Cheryl: J’accuse!
Veronica: Excuse me?
Archie: Cheryl, what is your problem?
Cheryl: She is my problem, Archie. Veronica Lodge is nothing but a liar and a fraud. And I’m going to make sure the entire world knows it.
Betty, I heard Mamie Till give the most incredible, inspiring speech after the verdict was delivered. And I got a chance to interview people who knew Emmett personally. His friends, his neighbors, and I made them a promise I would help tell his story.
Toni
Jughead: I have an idea. Now it’s a crazy one, but it might work. So short of waiting for Bailey’s Comet to return, the other way we could break through the space-time continuum is by getting Archie and Betty to make out on top of Archie’s bed. And then we blow up a bomb underneath them.
Archie: Alright Jug, that’s enough, man. Let’s go for a walk.
Jughead: You’re not gonna beat up, are you? Because you’re really violent in the future.
