The CW TV Quotes Quotes
Listen, if you hurt my boy, you and I are gonna have some serious trouble, Ms. Femme Fatale.
Mary
Jughead: Ethel, there is no way Mr. Fieldstone doesn’t hire you after seeing these.
Ethel: You really think so?
Jughead: Yeah!
Ethel: Even though I’m a girl?
Jughead: If he doesn’t, I’ll eat my own crown.
Jughead: Ethel? Ethel?!
[Jughead holds Ethel and they fall to the ground]
Jughead: Is this blood?
Ethel: Something terrible happened.
Betty: Mom, can I ask your advice about something?
Alice: Of course, Honey. What is it?
Betty: I think I’m having weird feelings about Archie.
Alice: Oh? What sorta feelings?
Betty: Like stirrings. When we were dancing, I felt a flutter in my stomach.
Jughead: I have an idea. Now it’s a crazy one, but it might work. So short of waiting for Bailey’s Comet to return, the other way we could break through the space-time continuum is by getting Archie and Betty to make out on top of Archie’s bed. And then we blow up a bomb underneath them.
Archie: Alright Jug, that’s enough, man. Let’s go for a walk.
Jughead: You’re not gonna beat up, are you? Because you’re really violent in the future.
Cheryl: J’accuse!
Veronica: Excuse me?
Archie: Cheryl, what is your problem?
Cheryl: She is my problem, Archie. Veronica Lodge is nothing but a liar and a fraud. And I’m going to make sure the entire world knows it.
Cheryl: How dare you besmirch his memory like that?
Veronica: Don’t you be so provincial?
Betty, I heard Mamie Till give the most incredible, inspiring speech after the verdict was delivered. And I got a chance to interview people who knew Emmett personally. His friends, his neighbors, and I made them a promise I would help tell his story.
Toni
Somehow, the year is 1955. Somehow Archie Andrews and all of his friends, me included, are teenagers again. And I’m the only one who remembers what our lives were like “B.C.” Before the comet.
Jughead
Betty: I know I said I wanted to wait, but will you marry me?
Archie: Are you serious?
Betty: As serious as a comet hurdling towards Riverdale.
Archie: Yes. Yes! I’ll marry you.
Veronica: Don’t worry, Cheryl. I will be transferring our powers to you via a kiss.
Cheryl: A, that’s queer-baiting. And B, won’t your poison kiss kill me?
Veronica: A, it’s not queer-baiting; it’s saving the world. And B, pretty sure your phoenix power trumps my poison power.
Oh my god! Sorry, Daddy, I just figured out a way to save my friends!
Veronica
