The CW TV Quotes Quotes
Archie: Toni, Anthony is baby.
Toni: Right now, he is. But we’ve had the privilege of seeing Anthony in the future, and he’s a warrior, Archie. What if Tabitha speeds up time, just for Baby Anthony? Ages him up. We would miss his childhood, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. Percival would never see it coming.
Reggie: Damn, that’s some looper-level crap.
[Chainsaw raging] Come get some!
Betty
Jughead: You know I’ve been looking forward to this. A test of our mental prowess. Must have I admire your hubris, and while your psychic abilities have been impressive, you’ll never break into my mind.
Percival Pickens: We’ll see about that. I’m a believer in beginner’s luck.
Our villain’s name is Percival Pickens. He’s an immortal, interdimensional sorcerer whose power is growing by the hour. He wants to claim Riverdale or destroy it depending on the outcome of a war we’re pre-destined to lose.
Jughead
I want a land that I rule as I see fit. Where my enemies are at my mercy. I want a land controlled by the dark arts, free from the laws that stifle the rest of this country. The Sovereign State of Percival! That’s what I want Riverdale to be. A wild untamed land where I control it all, every last bit. Even the dead.
Percival Pickens
What are you, a wizard? Is everyone in this universe a wizard?
Jughead
Betty: I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry for everything. I’m so sorry for the fight that we had. That I wasn’t a better sister to you, and that I wasn’t able to protect you or save you.
Polly: Betty, none of that matters now. All of that pain, all of that suffering just fell away.
Percival Pickens: I was among those early settlers.
Alice: How was that possible?
Percival Pickens: Patience, Alice. All will be revealed in time.
Nick: Has anyone put a hex on you? Damned your soul?
Betty: No. I was recently likened to the Harlot of Babylon.
Sabrina: Oh, yes, totally! Yeah, no, the Harlot wouldn’t technically be allowed into heaven. No.
Betty: Oh, okay, well that figures.
Sabrina: Anyone else here have an emotional connection with Archie that can lead him back to the mortal realm?
[Betty points to Veronica]
Veronica: Sure, yeah, kill me temporarily so I can visit my ex-boyfriend in heaven. Why not!
This is coo-coo bananas, but I’m also kinda feeling it. So, what do I do?
Cheryl
Don’t cry, not for me. What was that thing your aunties used to say? Witches don’t cry.
Nick
[“Nick” and Sabrina kiss]
Sabrina: I can’t promise you a happy ending. Once I find Jughead, great name by the way, I’ll explain what happened, but it’s up to him.
Veronica: Meaning?
Sabrina: The dead have to want to return. I can’t force them to come back.
