Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Coulson: You making some progress?
Mack: Eh. Yeah, it’s coming along, but I gotta say, the idea of the Zephyr flying in space still feels a bit out there.
Deke: Yeah, well, I’m not even gonna be born for another fifty years, so maybe rethink ‘out there’!
Fitz: I can’t choose anything over you, not even--
Simmons: Yeah. I feel the same way.
Aw. You two are adorable. I ship it. I really do.
Ruby [to FitzSimmons]
Piper: That is insane! I mean, it’s a miracle you survived all that with just one scar!
Davis: Yeah.
Piper: You tell everyone that story?
Davis: I don’t think they care!
Oh, and due to a technical malfunction, the Lighthouse thinks we’re under nuclear attack, so we may be trapped inside for fifteen years. Ish. [...] I’m sure there’s a way around that, so in the meantime, there’s no reason to panic. The Lighthouse survives the Earth cracking apart, so one flying saucer? Probably no big deal.
Coulson
How was I supposed to know there was an “alien invasion” option?!
Coulson
I’m Air Force, Phil. I know enough about navigational aids to know that every hangar has a landing assist…
Talbot
Yo-Yo [to Daisy]: This isn’t about the decision, is it? This is not about following your orders!
Daisy: It’s about both!
Yo-Yo: Well, we didn’t pick *you*! Coulson made that decision and brought you back, when he could’ve broken the loop right there!
We are at WAR! A war we will surely lose as long as I am not the most powerful being in the universe.
Talbot
Mack: When does killing become the only way? We’re SHIELD. We’re supposed to be better than that. None of this would’ve happened if you would’ve just said this “invincible” nonsense wasn’t real. But instead you and Simmons lit a match and now Yo-Yo’s responsible for a girl’s death!
Fitz: I’m sorry, Mack. I really am. But it’s not that simple.
Mack: Simple? Is how you live a good life. Not with your theories or prophesies. It’s following the Good Word and doing the right thing every time. Simple as that.
Fitz: No. Not always, ‘cause there’s lots of instances in history where it was necessary to sacrifice the few in order to save the lives of many.
I’m leaving this man in charge. Anybody here disobeys an order, you’ll suffer the same pretzel logic your friend did earlier.
Talbot
Yo-Yo: After all your finger-wagging, the same rules don’t apply to you?!
Daisy: You are the *last* person who should be giving a lecture right now!
