Coulson: Why gravitonium?
Alien Leader: Because its power is unlimited. It can bend space, build empires and destroy them.
Coulson: Couldn’t you just find a fun game on your phone instead?

I’ve been angry for so long. Y’know, every time I got passed over, ignored, talked down to, I swallowed it. Told myself I’d make it better for Ruby, but the anger was just… always there, the hatred. In the end, all I did was carry out Hydra’s agenda. I never even took a breath and stopped to think about the… the gift that life had given me. I failed her. Ruby died for nothing, and it was all my fault.

Hale

Coulson: So what’s our plan?
Talbot: Well, you and I are gonna show these ETs who’s boss. Don’t worry! I can fix this.
Coulson [not comforted]: I’d really wish you’d stop saying that.

Qovas: You are now prisoners of war. I suggest you use your time to consider the disrespect you’ve shown.
Coulson: Suggest all you want. You’re just the villain of the month, and you’re going down. Just like all the rest.

Fitz: What if all we have to do is not fail?
Simmons: That’s quite an audacious leap. Especially from someone who once believed time cannot be changed.
Fitz: Maybe it’s time to be audacious.

Deke: You gotta be kidding me! That is totally nuts!
Davis: Yeah, no joke. It really happened. Good thing, too, otherwise it woulda killed me.
Kim [grumbling]: I’ve had to hear *this* story enough.
Deke: Yeah, but that’s the most incredible story I’ve ever heard! And I’m the same age as my grandparents!

Mack [to Yo-Yo]: Talbot killed Kim!
Deke: Very very much!

Coulson [about Talbot]: After all our ups and downs, Talbot got shot in the head, and he waited for us to rescue him from Hale.
May: We *were* a little busy.
Coulson: Yes. But even after we didn’t come, even after Hydra messed with his brain, he still put himself in that machine. He did that for *us*.
May: We didn’t ask him to.
Coulson: We didn’t have to.

Coulson: Far too quiet in here. That make anyone nervous?
Deke: Maybe it’s Remorath nap time.
May: Then we need to wake one up and ask for directions. All these hallways look the same.

You can’t escape without, you know, *escaping*!

Deke

‘Scuse me, fellas! Just lookin’ for the men’s room. You know there’s one close by? [Remorath draw their blades.] You know what, on second thought, I’m actually just going to find a corner somewhere. [runs away]

Deke

May: So we either save Coulson…
Yo-Yo: Or we save the world.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.