Another thing about living in a funeral home is you never have to cook.

Wednesday

I'm gonna tell you something. This is gallow's ground you're walking and there's a rope around your neck and a raven bird on each shoulder waiting for your eyes. The gallow's tree has deep roots. It stretches from heaven all the way down to hell. And this world is the only branch from which the rope is swinging.

Mad Sweeney

Y'know, you keeping hanging out under bridges, people are gonna start thinking you're a troll.

Shadow

Sacrifice is the only noble act. As gods, it's our sustenence and currency.

Wednesday

I won't be their puppet. Humans serve us not the other way around.

Donar

Boy's ship came in. I guess he's busy building his immortality. That's what you should do too. Manifest your own destiny.

Wednesday

America needs a goddess of substance to take us into the fight.

Technical Boy

There are certain deaths our kind cannot come back from.

Wednesday

Your bubbly is flat. Your cherries are stale. And your girls? Are cheaper than your suit.

Technical Boy

I'm going to count to SEVEN! And I'm starting at FOUR!

Mr. Nancy

Victory requires a power, a breadth and scope.

Mr. World

The war begins and nobody sees it. The storm lowers and nobody knows it.

Mr. World

American Gods Quotes

It's like one of those good/news bad news jokes, isn't it? The good news is, we'are lettin' you out early. The bad news is your wife's dead.

Guard

Shadow, we're going to be releasin' you later this afternoon. You'll be gettin' out a coupla days early. There's no good way to say this, so I'll put it plain. This came in from Johnson City Hospital from Eagle point. Your wife, she died in the early hours of this morning. It was ah, an automobile accident.

Warden