Shadow: I thought we were looking for dwarves?
Wednesday: We are. Someone built a mall over their center of power so they do what they have to to get by. In this case, retail.

Playing dead convincingly is an underrated skill.

Wednesday

Sensitivity is such an unattractive quality.

Mr. Nancy

You do Wednesday's errands because no matter how much you claim you want a war to die in, you're too much of a fuckin' coward to find your own.

Laura

I have a long history of really shitty impulse control.

Laura

We wear the same skin but you do not know the nature of the land in which you dwell.

Will James

Better pissed off than pissed on.

Mr. Nancy

Race is no simple equation where one thing equals another.

Mr. Ibis

I trade in Truth. You give me truth and I give you what you want.

Baron

Here I am! Worship away!

Wednesday

Bilquis: I am sustained by the tranquility of love.
Reverand: God's love.
Bilquis: Something like that.

Monotheists like you, you got too big a piece of the pie. But if you do ever think of expanding who you worship and who you follow, then let me present myself as a fun-loving yet serious addition to your personal pantheon. Wednesday's the name, good times the game.

Wednesday

American Gods Quotes

It's like one of those good/news bad news jokes, isn't it? The good news is, we'are lettin' you out early. The bad news is your wife's dead.

Guard

Shadow, we're going to be releasin' you later this afternoon. You'll be gettin' out a coupla days early. There's no good way to say this, so I'll put it plain. This came in from Johnson City Hospital from Eagle point. Your wife, she died in the early hours of this morning. It was ah, an automobile accident.

Warden