Garcia: You're not fooling me, Alvez. He just wants everyone to think he's a smoldering basket of mystique and contradiction. I don't buy it.
Alvez: I just want a beer.
Garcia: There may be a glimmer of hope for you yet. But, just so you know, the new guy pays.

It's less about keeping him in than it is keeping other potential victims out,

Lewis

I really wish my mind didn't go to these places, but what Trooper Carson found in that bag may have been the unsub's food source.

JJ

To abduct, kill and dispose of that many victims takes skill and sophistication. But the man in that video looks like he would have a hard time tying his own shoes.

JJ [to Rossi]

Garcia: Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be out there in nature all by yourself?
Prentiss: No, I'm a city girl, with taxi rides and martinis.

We dammed the river, but the unsub won't stop fishing. He'll just look for victims someplace else.

Prentiss

Reid: According to the Bible, fratricide is the first type of murder ever committed.
Alvez: That is interesting.

Garcia: So you profiled me?
Alvez: Luke Alvez, behaviorial analyst. That's what I do.

Some things never change.

Prentiss

JJ: It's so great to see you, even if it's only temporary.
Prentiss: Well, when Hotch told me the director tapped him for special assignment, I wanted to help out. Moreso when he said that you still have escaped serial killers you have to catch, on top of your normal caseload.

When are you going to tell the truth?

Stuart

Prentiss [to Alvez]: Let me count the ways: the ass-numbing boredom, the greasy fast food, the cold coffee. And may I tell you how much I hate peeing in the woods?

Criminal Minds Quotes

A gang's where a coward goes to hide.

Mickey Mantle

There are times when the mind is dealt such a blow that it hides itself in insanity. There are times when reality is nothing but pain, and to escape that pain the mind must leave reality behind. - Patrick Rothfuss

Morgan