Family Guy
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Quagmire: What was Simon without Garfunkel?
Peter: Wildly successful?
Whose leg do you gotta gagoosh to get an Amaretto around here?
Vinny
Peter: Peter: My hog cannot partake in the slop this evening.
This shouldn't embarrass you, the size should embarrass you.
Lois [to Peter]
You know you've made it when you've got a teenage boss.
Stewie
Says 'Glenn Quagmire.' But if you squint and imagine it says 'Peter Griffin,' it says 'Peter Griffin'!
Peter
Stewie: Are you blood brothers with Meg because you ate her tampon out of the trash?
Brian: No, that, that's something else.
Oh my god, look at you! You're more herpes than dog!
Stewie
Oh my god! Your mouth looks like the underside of a boat!
Teacher
We're supposed to stick together! Like goatee guys at a barbecue!
Peter
Scumbag: Smells like this guy's already wet himself.
Peter: Don't flatter yourself--that was from this morning.
You've got herpes, too? This house is like backstage at a Whitesnake concert.
Stewie
