Popular Family Guy Quotes
Brian: Permission to take fast tiny bites at my own tail, sir?
Peter: Go ahead.
"Yes, the penis one."Peter
Tom Cruise: Nobody walks away from tiny Tom Cruise.
Stewie: Yeah, except for all three of your wives.
Lois: Is that what you really thoguht?
Peter: I did, I really did.
Stewie: We could even use my own crib!
Brian: You use your own crib!
I want you on my team for everything... except for sports.Peter [to Lois]
Lois: Not a lot of people of color here but the ones that are black are really black.
Bonnie: I noticed that.
"Hey Joe, what's your favorite preparation of a tomato? Is it "son died" tomato?"Peter
"O come on! They don't own French fries!"Quagmire
Brian: Good morning everyone!
Lois: Ah crap, he's in love again.
Meg: I'm sure the money clip will be safe in my room.
Stewie: I'm sure it will be lost throughout the pictures of Justin Timberlake or Tom Cruise or ... blast, who the devil do teenagers like ... or Morgan Freeman