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Besides, it's been a while since we ate at a place where, if you ask for ketchup, they look at your like you're dirt.
Peter

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Added: January 10, 2016

Oh, my grundle. It's bruised. It's bruised bad.
Stewie

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Added: January 10, 2016

He's happier than a sunny side up egg.
Peter

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Added: January 10, 2016

Remember, if you screw this up, mommy's going to kill all of your toys.
Lois

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Added: January 10, 2016

Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?
Peter

Permalink: Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?

Added: January 10, 2016

You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?
Brian

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Added: January 10, 2016

I'm Brian. I like garbage peanut butter, and I wear my "I voted" sticker for a year and a half.
Stewie

Permalink: I'm Brian. I like garbage peanut butter, and I wear my "I voted" sticker for a year and a half.

Added: January 10, 2016

He's a baby who did a baby thing. Let's all calm down a little.
Quagmire

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Added: January 10, 2016

Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.
Stewie

Permalink: Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.

Added: January 10, 2016

I was living the life, banging chicks and eating cabbage. You know.
Quagmire

Permalink: I was living the life, banging chicks and eating cabbage. You know.

Added: January 03, 2016