Family Guy Quotes
Carter: So that money's just been Josh Hartnetted?
Peter: What's that?
Carter: Gone, disappeared, never to be heard from again.
I got to email that to Babs. She hates people.Carter
Not everyone can be as fascinating as you, Brian.Stewie
Spending the day with him is going to be worse than eating at a ballpark.Peter
The good news is that now he can go back to being a regular kid.Brian
Besides, it's been a while since we ate at a place where, if you ask for ketchup, they look at your like you're dirt.Peter
Oh, my grundle. It's bruised. It's bruised bad.Stewie
He's happier than a sunny side up egg.Peter
Remember, if you screw this up, mommy's going to kill all of your toys.Lois
Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?Peter
You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?Brian
I'm Brian. I like garbage peanut butter, and I wear my "I voted" sticker for a year and a half.Stewie