Hawaii Five-0
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McGarrett: You know, Max, I hear your dollar goes a long way in Africa. C'mon, Max. It wasn't too hard to piece together. And it wasn't just you hiring a new M.E. or listing your apartment. When the minute you got back, I figured we'd be having this conversation. Because you'd changed. It was clear that experience had really affected you.
Max: Hawaii's the only home I've ever known. Leaving is a monumental decision. I just thought you'd be disappointed in me.
McGarrett: You're a man who is driven by the desire to help other people. That's the most important thing in the world. I'm proud of you, so proud of you.
Why don't they call it what it is? It's spring break for cops.
Grover [to McGarrett]
Jerry: What do you write about?
Max: Everything. Anything. My thoughts. My insights into the human condition.
Jerry: Wow. Really? Do you mind if I ...
Max: If it will keep you quiet, please.
I'm glad you find my intimate recollections so engrossing. I was under the impression you came here to help pack.
Max [to Jerry]
Hirsch: Stealthy has a couple of outstanding warrants on his head. He might not be too happy to see you.
Kono: You waited 'til now to mention this?
Hirsch: Sorry. Small oversight.
Jerry: The part where you and Sabrina met. It's right out of a rom-com.
Max: Yes. I believe they call it a meet-cute.
Max: (Sharing my feelings) is something I'm not comfortable with.
Jerry: I get that it isn't easy for you, but you've got to get past that. You're not going to be working with stiffs anymore. You're going to be interacting with living, breathing people on a daily basis. You've got to learn to open up and share your feelings. Trust me. It's a good thing.
What I will miss the most is my adopted family, and by that, I mean you. All of you will be ohana forever. I love you.
Max
Danny: You guys are going to go over speed limits, right?
DMW tester: It's a comprehensive road test, covering all the driving laws of the State of Hawaii.
Danny: Comprehensive meaning like driving on sidewalks, hopping curbs, going under semi trucks, stuff like that?
Fortunately, I'm used to being judged from the passenger seat of this vehicle, so that's fine.
McGarrett [to DMV tester]
Chin: They think he's innocent.
Grover: So? I hang a man-cave sign in my garage. That don't stop my wife from barging in whenever she wants something.
McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
