Hawaii Five-0
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Stone: What I do is help people feel better about themselves.
Kono: You mean help men feel better about themselves, by objectifying women. What was that you called them, targets?
Stone: No one respects women more than me [looking her up and down}.
Kono: Right.
This is the highlight of my weekend, beating you, other than being with you.
Danny [to McGarrett]
Melissa; Aren't you sweet?
Chin: We figured out how you've been guaranteeing success for your clients. You've been paying escorts to hook up with them.
Stone: Is that a crime?
Chin: Oh, yeah. Very much so.
Kono: It's called solicitation.
Lynn [to McGarrett}: You're ruining my Zen.
Melissa [to Danny]: The narration, it has to stop.
Kono: I don't know if you noticed, but I'm married. Even if I wasn't, still no.
Stone: That ring isn't a deal-breaker.
Jerry: I gotta say, I'm impressed. You took a step back, let Flippa manage his own truck. A lesser man wouldn't give up that much control, not to mention the limelight.
Kamekona: You know what they say. Good men do, great men delegate.
Flippa: I'm showing some initiative, cuz. You did say my truck.
Kamekona: Yes, to manage and operate. Not to paste your ugly mug on it, diluting my brand.
Flippa: What brand? You got two trucks.
Kamekona: Exactly. They're buying the food because my face is on the truck.
Danny: I'm pretty sure they need to put 'in spite of his face being on the truck.'
Alicia: I prefer it, the solitude. Since my daughter, and then my marriage fell apart. It's easy. Some days I don't even have the energy to deal with people.
McGarrett: Yeah, I liked it when I lived alone too.
McGarrett: I have very low standards for companionship. It comes from having Danny as a partner.
Alicia: Nice!
Danny: [Madison Gray] convinces other people to kill for her.
McGarrett: And now she's convincing Alicia to kill.
Having people kill for me, that was a good game, but not much of a challenge. Now you, on the other hand, moral, virtuous, spending your life putting killers behind bars, turning you into a killer would be something.
Gray [to Alicia]
McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
