Danny: You invaded my privacy. I have a right to be upset, OK?
McGarrett: It's not snooping if something is out in the open. That's the rule.
Danny: There's no rule.
McGarrett: Are you serious? If it's not hidden, it's not forbidden. You've never heard of that?
Danny: No, I've never heard of it, because you just made it up.

Noelani: He's lost a lot of blood.
Sang Min: I didn't lose it. I've been sitting in it for hours, waiting for McGarrett to get back from dance class or something.

Don't worry about it, baby. You're with Five-0 now. We make our own rules.

Sang Min [to Noelani]

I don't want to [sky dive] because if I die, I don't want to be strapped to you like an infant.

Danny [to McGarrett]

Danny: Just so I'm clear, you want to drive a truck with a dirty bomb made out of uranium and TNTP, which you personally told me is the most unstable explosive on the planet, through this jungle on, to say the least, uneven terrain. That's what you've come up with?
McGarrett: We're going to drive real slow.
Danny: I'll find the keys.

Danny: You know what it's going to say on my tombstone?
McGarrett: Yes, I do. It's going to say, "Here lies Danny Williams, Beloved Curmudgeon."
Danny:No, It will say "Here lies Danny WIlliams. We think. We're not really sure, because we couldn't find all of him."

I don't have anything. Sorry. Good luck.

Danny [to McGarrett]

Sang Min: With customer service like that, don't expect me to go to your restaurant.
Danny: You're not allowed in my restaurant. I've got a no-mullets policy.

Kono: You know, your friend Jack, he's a lot like you.
McGarrett: I don't know if that's a compliment.

Kono: Anything that [Adam] did before he went to prison, all his successes, they don't count for anything once you have a record. Also, if we want to start having a family, he wants to be able to do his part.
McGarrett: I just want you both to know, if you need anything ...
Kono: I know.

Grover: Angus? That's an interesting name.
Chin: That's the least interesting thing about him.

Kono: I believe it was "Yo, what up, honey cheeks?"
Eric: I don't always say it like that. But, yeah, I'm on verbal lockdown.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.