Kamekona: Flipper's still around.
Levi: Does he still look like a dolphin?
Kamekona: Brother's only working for me because Sea World isn't hiring.

Haynes: Hold on, wait, you don't think I had anything to do with that do you?
Danny: I don't know, after what we saw on tv last night, I don't think you two will be exchanging Christmas gifts, you know

Unless he's in handcuffs, I'm getting in that ring with him.


You should get your money back from that therapist.


Danny: Boxing or MMA?
Grover: Boxing, no question

Hank: Is he dead?
Steve: No Hank, he's just taking a nap.

How do you take it? Black, two cubes of shut the hell up.


Hank: I've got a question. What the hell is this drain for?
Chin: Use your imagination.
Hank: I'd rather not.

Hank's smart enough to know you don't sleep where you steal.


She is an excellent shot. She can hit a pimple on an elephants ass from a hundred yards away.


Lynn: Are you asking me on a second date?
Steve: We'll go for coffee, how about that.

Steve: Is he the type to exaggerate a story.
Lynn: Oh I don't know, he did say he caught a thousand pound yellow fin tuna once.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Why don't they call it what it is? It's spring break for cops.

Grover [to McGarrett]

Kono: Ooo...That guy's pretty hot.
McGarrett: The dark one, right?
Kono: Nah, the blonde.
Danno & McGarrett: That's me.