Good job, buddy. You just traumatized the stress lady.

McGarrett [to Danny]

[Steve's] stubborn, he's pigheaded, he's like a child.

Danny [to Chloe]

Chloe: I'm Chloe Gordon, consulting on Steve.
Alicia: Yeah, I heard. Good luck with that.

I want to tell to quit your job and learn to garden, but I know that's not going to happen.

Chloe [to McGarrett]

Get out. You're bad for life.

Kamekona [to Chloe]

After we're done, you're going to be glad you watched me die.

Wake [to Grover]

Tani: I'm truly surprised that McGarrett hasn't shot you yet.
Danny: He's tried, inadvertently.

Danny: Did [Eric] completely mangle that?
Tani: I have no idea what he said.

Preaching to the choir, dude!

Tani [to Jerry]

I'm going to miss your wit.

Wake [to Grover]

McGarrett: We need your help with this case.
Alicia: Right now?

You won't be alone for long. The monsters will be here soon.

Marissa [to Lacey]

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Danno: It's not like my tree. My tree is small. It's depressing. It's pathetic.
McGarett: It's perfect. It's just like your apartment.

McGarrett: Why, what are you going to do?
Danno: It's nothing. I've got it. I'm gonna take care of it.
McGarrett: Okay, I know what nothing means, so...
Danno: Nothing means, nothing, Stephen. I'm fine.
McGarrett: Don't go anywhere I'm gonna be there soon.