Even hot gets boring, Chloe. Dark days ahead, indeed.


You don't quit when you're doing God's work.


To think, you could have had everything you wanted and all you needed to do was tell Amber how you felt, but you blew it. And so did I.

I'm sorry, but I'm going to need to borrow your bike. [Knees guy] Don't worry, it's for God.


So let me see if I understand you correctly. I help you, I help restore God's will.


Linda: And what if she does choose you?
Lucifer: Well, things can finally go back to the way they were before Pierce. Obviously.

You need to back off. Whether I decide to take Pierce back or not, it has nothing to do with you.


Cain: You're just making this too hard. It's not worth it.
Chloe: I'm not worth it? What?
Cain: I gotta go.

Lucifer: Why would you do this to me, Mazikeen?
Maze: Because I know the only thing that matters to you more than Chloe -- You. Easiest way to spin you out? Tap into those daddy issues. "I can't get rid of my wings. Daddy's controlling me. Waa waa waa."
Lucifer: You're stalling me, aren't you? I need to get to the detective!!

Because when you know a pair of angels who can zip you up to heaven when the time comes, worrying is a waste of time.


Maze: Then pain it is, not for you anyhow.
Cain: What?
Maze: Decker's the one who's gonna suffer. You know, I gotta admit getting her to fall for you and then -- poof -- vanishing? Ruthless. And that's saying something coming from a demon. Respect.
Cain: I don't care who I have to hurt as it allows me to finally die.

Lucifer, Lucifer. Are you talking about an episode of Bones?


Lucifer Quotes

Dan: Where'd you learn to pick a lock like that?
Ella: My grandma.

Lucifer: What if I want to press charges?
Dan: For what?
Lucifer: Stupidity.