Lucifer
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I was improvising. I didn't have any zucchinis.
This is all feeling a bit masturbatory. Even for me.
Chloe: A list of everyone you've slept with in the past eight weeks.
Lucfier: Right. You'll need a much bigger notepad.
I'm a lover, not a Rolodex.
Lucifer: Are you jealous detective?
Chloe: No. I'm just trying to piece together a timeline. A lot can happen in five minutes.
Lucifer: You can't be suggesting...
Chloe: ...that you slept with her? I'm not.
Lucifer: But that I'm a two-pump chump? If we slept together, she wouldn't have left until the morning. Believe me.
Oh, no. Jana. Always with the tragic timing.
Chloe: I'm glad she showed up.
Lucifer: You are?
Chloe: Yeah. She just kept me from making a big mistake.
You need to see that you're not meant to be together. You belong with your family.
Charlotte
Consider me an emotional jockstrap for the Decker family jewels.
Chloe: I bet you an arm and a leg, mom, that he has no idea what today is.
Lucifer: That's not particularly wise of you to wage your lovely extremities, Detective.
Besides this is my fault. I should have remembered how selfish and thoughtless you can be.
Chloe
You are lying, Lucifer. To yourself.
Dr. Linda
