Whoever put together this brochure should get special treatment in Hell.

I love taut spandex-wrapped backsides as much as the next chap, but that was one large helping of spiritual gobbledygook.

Ella: Favors are about faith.
Lucifer: Please don't ruin favors for me.

So a few meter maids bite the dust. Who care? People off each other all the time.

Maze

Lucifer: I've broken my therapist. Now she's somewhere to the left of totally useless and to the right of babbling lunatic.
Chloe: So she's you, in a skirt.

Doctor, please. What delicious message was she sending me?

Dr. Martin: You're a demon. Lucifer is the devil. How am I supposed to get over that?
Maze: He's still the same old Lucifer. You're still Dr. Linda Martin. And, I'm still Maze. What's changed?

Order off menu for once. Maze and I certainly won't judge.

If I'm going to take this guy down, I need my partner, and that's you. Lucifer Morningstar.

Chloe

Never fear. Luci-Dan is here.

I think for the sake of the detective, I'm going to take a time-out from my Dans-formation.

Trixie: Do you like little kids?
Maze: I've dealt with filthy, screaming humans before. At least these are smaller.

Lucifer Quotes

Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we're tracking a serial killer.

Chloe

I hate it when people fight over me.

Trixie