Amenadiel: You can't kill her, mom.
Charlotte: Of course I can. I just push the button.

What's he objecting to? Air quotes?

Charlotte

I think you did come to Los Angeles looking for something. But, I also think you've stopped, because maybe you've found it?

Dr. Martin

As any parent knows, the best time to get anything done is when everyone else is asleep.

Chloe

Dr. Linda had a crash course on celestial beings. It only melted her brain for about a week.

The demon is talking, but not making any sense. Typical, I suppose.

Charlotte

I was the kind of kid who did jigsaw puzzles face side down.

Ella

Someone really popped his cork.

Ella

Dr. Martin: I find that people make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons: They're running from something, or looking for something.

That was somewhere I was sent as punishment, like the DMV, but with less screaming.

He's got a stick so far up his arse you can see it when he yawns.

Welcome to Los Angeles. City of reinvention where you can become whoever you want.

Lucifer Quotes

Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we're tracking a serial killer.

Chloe

I hate it when people fight over me.

Trixie